Saturday, December 22, 2012

It's Not Christmas...


  • Until I've heard "Feed the World (Let Them Know It's Christmas Time)" and the first two bars of "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time." More I cannot tolerate.
  • Until I've checked the vitality of the 24-year-old ice cream cone ornament still on the Clayton family Christmas tree. 2012 check!
  • Until I've completed the yearly Libs vs. Angel and Phelps turtle taste test. A&P wins every year, but these things still need to be tested, you know? 
  • Until I've heard Twas the Night before Christmas, as read by Papa Clayton, hung my stocking, and properly documented the occasion.